rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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