Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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