as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
