Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am available for nakedness
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