Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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