Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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