Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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