Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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