I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you traded sex for a burrito?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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