WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
