Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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