I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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