So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
