Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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