Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Send help, water and tortillas.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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