Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just sucked dick on a ferry
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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