Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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