You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Randomize
