Porn is love you can see.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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