I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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