Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dual....:-)
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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