i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm always down for nudity.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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