So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just wanna soil my oats bro
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Randomize
