I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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