and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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