oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This is not my ceiling
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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