what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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