i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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