And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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