with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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