doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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