Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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