I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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