I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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