is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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