We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
