If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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