so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
