Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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