your room smells of hookers.
And success
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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