Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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