I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
ok first of all what the fuck
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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