Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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