I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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