Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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