my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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