This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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