I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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