My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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