Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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