the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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