my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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