I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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