fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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