How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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