Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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